my oscars wishlist, from most to least realistic

josh safdie, if you're reading this, this is not an actionable threat

Mar 10 • nic

32

13

8

February 2026

smoking the pure hopium of arco

just a little something to numb the pain of the american century of humiliation

Feb 15 • nic

12

7

2

the 1st annual GATM movie edit awards

very possibly the only awards to feature both heat (1995) and the muppets

Feb 10 • nic

29

18

9

January 2026

3 times i reviewed little women on letterboxd

because writing about things makes them more important

Jan 25 • nic

32

5

6

a review of people we meet on vacation that i wrote on vacation

it's meta

Jan 18 • nic

36

16

2

is milton rockwell from marty supreme actually a vampire? an investigation

well, yes!

Jan 10 • nic

106

25

16

December 2025

my 2026 movie resolutions

and a lil bit of a 2025 wrapped, while i'm at it!

Dec 31, 2025 • nic

30

10

2

when i met when harry met sally

anyway, it's about old friends

Dec 17, 2025 • nic

58

16

16

take me to church (the movie theater)

if netflix tells me to stop going to the theater i will face god and walk backwards into hell

Dec 9, 2025 • nic

72

10

12

happy jake gyllenfall to all who observe

he's a hard worker, he sets high goals, and he's been told that he's persistent

Dec 2, 2025 • nic

26

11

1

November 2025

cozy comfort movies for the november blues

for when you're blue da ba dee da ba di

Nov 19, 2025 • nic

33

15

4

are you on your phone? & other questions movies have asked me recently

boy turn that second screen off and grab you a beer!

Nov 7, 2025 • nic

37

16

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